Realistic no sew DIY Lingerie

So you know those “cheap” diys for pretty items?  The instructions claim the materials only cost like ten dollars but then the items needed to actually do it cost like 50 and are difficult to find.

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I’m talking to you double sided tape!

The final straw is when the tutorial says that it will only take fifteen minutes but it ends up taking five hours and you end up with this:

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So in this realistic DIY that is not the case.  It actually costs 5 dollars and requires the use of regular household items that the typical person has.

The end result is a beautiful bow-like lingerie piece:

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Do not fret if your first go looks a bit closer to this

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I actually like this more, its giving me

“Yeah ah ha, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah ah ha, screaming that’s stuff
When I pulled out of the lot, that’s stuff
Step up in my town when you see me you know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow”

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Point is you’re (maybe) not a seamstress and may need to finagle your creation or use some tape.  However you choose to do it I’m sure it will turn out great.

Bow Lingerie DIY

Materials

4 hoop earrings

1 pair of scissors

1 bundle of 5 inch wide ribbon (I found mine at my Goodwill)

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1 bundle of gift wrap paper for measuring, unless you have actual measuring tape, that works, too, I guess

Step 1: Using your gift wrap measure your torso; do this by holding the gift wrap vertically starting at your waist and then marking on the white part of the paper were the top of your head stops.

Step 2: Using this measurement multiply it by 3 and that is how much ribbon you will need to cut off for your body piece. Your shoulder strap will be about 1/3rd of the original measurement.

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Step 3: Using two of the hoop earrings fasten both ends of the strap piece onto the body piece, fasten the bonds 1/3rd of the way on the ribbon reserved for the body.

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Step 4: Tie your ribbon into a “naughty knot” around you.  A video detailing how to this is outlined below.

You’re now complete!  Rock your lovely Bow lingerie while camming! I suggest making it a game, saying you unwrap it at goal!

Fetish Friday: What are fetishes?

Before I started camming if someone were to ask me if I was a freak I would proudly answer yes.

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I thought that my propensity for swallowing and anal made me a freak.  I thought I was special and that I had no barriers.

This was before I knew about real freakiness. My response of yes to the question of whether or not I am a freak quickly changed to no as I began to learn about different fetishes.  As more and more of my customers proposed that they were willing to spend large amounts of money to see me fulfill various fantasies that I had never considered it opened my eyes to how much I didn’t know about sex.

I hope to share with you every Friday information on a fetish as well as items you may need in order to visually portray that fetish.  I also invite you to share fetishes that you would like more information on as well as tips  and tricks!  This weekly installment will be called Fetish Fridays!

So welcome to your first Fetish Friday!  In this introductory post a simple definition and brief history of fetishes will be explored.  I promise to keep this brief and to not bore you.

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What is a Fetish

According to dictionary.com a fetish is “a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc”.  The origins of fetishism within someone is often disputed with some attributing it to factors occurring during puberty, factors before puberty, external factors, etc.

Fetishes are also extremely common with 87% of  men and women reporting that they derive sexual gratification from an object.  I admit I fall victim to this.  I see a stack of pancakes and its an instant orgasm.  I cant even go to IHOP anymore.

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Types

According to Askmen.com the 10 most common fetishes are foot fetish, voyeurism, latex, domination and submission, body piercing, breasts and behinds, cross-dressing, hair, water, thunder and lightning, and furries .  There also exists a plethora of fetishes that are less common.  Some examples are  raceplay,  balloons, and pancakes.

Next Fetish Friday: Furries

Are there any fetishes that I haven’t mentioned?  Have any favorite fetishes?  Which fetish would you like to see explored?  Leave questions, comments, and/or concerns down below in the comments section.

What type of Lingerie to wear to make the most money

Many people like to be visually appealing to the opposite sex, especially during “sexy times”.  This desire is amplified when money is involved.  I, personally, am willing to dress up like a chicken and seductively say that I taste good fried if someone is willing to pay me enough, but this article is not about my lack of shame or appealing to a minority, that’s for another article ;).

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This post is about appealing to the masses and what are the preferred types of lingerie according to men.  A study done by the Huffington Post sought to discover the answer to this statistically by conducting a survey on Askmen.com of 2,700 men to discover their preferences.  The results garnered by this survey are depicted visually in the graphic below.

55b145181500007600174150I honestly think the answers to these questions were fueled by ignorance on the samples behalf of what the bras asked about really look like. Ask the next guy you see to describe a balconette bra.

I’m betting that they can’t.  But, regardless or not of the ignorance or bias of the sample the results point to the fact that the majority of men prefer push-up bras and thong panties.  I, personally, prefer a chicken suit but I guess most men don’t…

Using the data results procured by the Huffington Post I have compiled 8 lingerie sets that are perfect for camming.  These lingerie sets range in price from very cheap to high priced.  So they are the perfect gift to ask for on your wishlist.  Have a patron that complains they cannot afford to buy you a pricey toy from your wishlist?  You can direct them to one of the lower priced sets!

Classic lace

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Avidlove Women Sexy Lingerie Lace Babydoll Bodysuit Bralette Bra and Panty Set ; $17.98

 

 Men wear lingerie, too!

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Male Power Shoulder Harness with C-Ring Waist Band Black; $19.99

 

3. The Best gift ever Lingerie

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Naughty knot unwrap me sexy body bow; $19.99

 

BBW Approved lingerie

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Oh La La Cheri Curves Plus Size Open Cup Crotchless Lace Teddy

“I’m a slave for you” Lingerie women

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Dreamgirl X-Rated Open Cup Wet Look Dress; $29.99

 

  “I’m aslaaaaaaaave for you” lingerie men

Male Power Poseidon Fetish Thong and Shorts

Male Power Poseidon Fetish Thong and Shorts; 34.99

 Sexy Roleplay Lingerie

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Lovehoney Fantasy Plus Size French Maid Basque; $49.99

“Ray Charles to the bulls#*%” lingerieray

Naughty little secret; $34.99

Which piece is your favorite?  Do you have any recommendations?  Leave them in the comments below!

XOXO

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Webcam model memes

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The key to success in the world of camming is not what most people think.  Most people think that in order to be a successful webcam model you have to be extremely good looking and have the best equipment.

This actually isn’t the case at all.  The key to success in the world of camming is personality.  People will spend a dollar on a big butt and a smile but will spend hundreds of dollars on a big butt, smile, AND a bubbly personality!  I make the most money when I just sit and talk to the members of my room.

Also do not fear if you’re not bubbly and optimistic most of the time.  I’m definitely not.  I’m that friend who will get a papercut and text you that she’s about to die, that girl that wears “black Timbs and black hoodies” and writes poetry in the dark.

So how do I go from this

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to this

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 Well it starts for me with a laugh.  The ability to switch to a personality that’s appealing to the cam world starts with a cute giggle at a meme.  The memes that I choose to laugh at are usually related to camming,  Unfortunately, there does not yet exist a huge network of camming memes yet.  As a result of this camming memes are difficult to find.  But thanks to my friends on Twitter and various online meme makers I am always able to find  and/or create webcam model memes! Below I have gathered the five best webcam model memes.  I upload new ones frequently on Twitter so follow me there for more memes and to share your camming memes with me.  Thanks!

  1. Hmm, suspicious.

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2. My reaction to group shows.

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3. The Fetish side of webcamming.

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4.  Getting tipsy for cam.

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5. Scam Alert!

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Which meme is your favorite?  Have you made your own that you would like to share?  Follow me on twitter so that I can see it and I might retweet it!

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