Can I ask you a question?

My most asked question is a tie between “How does that pussy look?” and “Can I ask you a question?”. The first question is pretty straightforward and doesn’t require more than a few words to answer or drum up an intense emotional response. The second one does.  Although the immediate response is a simple yes or no the uncertainty of the following question weighs on you. Will it be perverted? Humorous? Angered? WHAT WILL IT BE?! Thankfully, this uncertainty does not last too long and is ended soon with a question that belongs in one of the categories mentioned. Some…